Welcome to the Online Home of Candice Michelle Offichelle!

This is THE space for calling myself out, and maybe you too?

We GOTTA get our shit together..right?

Sip some tea + hang out with me while I shoot the shit with myself (AND HOPEFULLY YOU!) about sitcoms, self-awareness, the LACK of it…and Enneagram Subtypes of course!

Who am I?


Remember those MySpace surveys? Enjoy the nostalgia! 😂

Name: Candice Michelle

Where are you from?: Ontario, Canada 🇨🇦

Before Enneagram Coaching: Professional Makeup Artist/Sales Executive 💄

Enneagram Type: Enneagram 2 SX/SO 🥰

TV Character Counterpart: Some mix between Jessica Day (Enneagram 2 SP|SO), Ted Mosby (Enneagram 2 SX/SO) + Penny Hofstadter (Enneagram 3 subtype tbd)

How do I help you?: Using sitcom binges, Enneagram subtypes,and calling you out with LOVE to REALLY show you.. well… YOU in a way you have NEVER SEEN so you can look at yourself and your life in a WHOLE NEW WAY and stop cockblocking your blessings ffs.

Thanks for being here! XO

Mindlessly Mindful Musings

Self-Awareness can be a shitstorm.

Trust me - I know.

I’m STILL working on not being a total twatwaffle. Hashtag always growing - am I right?

These past few years have been spent bringing not only MYSELF to a point of radical self-awareness, but so many people just like you + me WORLDWIDE do the same.

Enneagram Subtypes + Sitcoms are my ✨special sauce✨to bring that awareness to the front of your mind in the FUNNIEST way.

This spot will be a mix of that, and a wide range of thoughts/tips/musings about life + self awareness.

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Grab your tea and laugh with me!

… I have a rhyming problem, I’m aware.

You can also use this space to ask questions for future blog posts, Instagram Posts, Podcast Episodes, Etc!

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